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Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

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Time:2:29 pm.
So for a few months, I was really close to this girl I know. We did a lot of crazy things together, and I told her everything and we were really good friends. Then she moved, and once she was gone, I suddenly realized that my life was better. I no longer had to argue my way to points, my boyfriend trusted me more, and there was no drama. I started thinking back and I realized she caused so much drama in my life. She cheated on her husband, telling him she was out with me or at my house, but in reality she was at her BOYFRIENDS house. She would cause drama, any secret I told her would then be told to 10 other people, and she had no social skills. Plus when Red and I were talking again, she went over to his house and slept with him!! (Rule # 1 of a true friend: YOU DON'T SLEEP WITH ANY GUY YOUR "BEST FRIEND" IS INTERESTED IN!!).
She also hurt my boyfriends roommate, by telling him she was going to leave her husband for him, and then telling me "It's all for fun! He can't support me and my expensive taste!!" (note: her "expensive taste" was shopping for clothes at Wal-Mart). She was rude, disrespectful and had to class. Once she moved my life got 100% better! No longer was there drama, I had secrets again, and my boyfriend trusted me! I realized it was all her!! She moved 600 miles away and at first it sucked, but then I realized what a relief it was! No longer was I caught up in her drama and her trying to play the victim. She would cry on my shoulder that her husband didn't trust her, and then go fuck her my boyfriends roommate!!

I decided not to answer her phone calls anymore, and it felt good. Then I took her off my top 12 on myspace (childish, I know) and I started to delete her comments and I just deleted her from my friends list. She messaged me wanting to know what she did and why I'm taking the "pussy way out" by just not talking to her. I realized I can't waste my time trying to explain how horrible of a person she was. Sure, I'm being a little bitch and just not talking to her, but she's stupid enough that she wouldn't just leave me alone. Frankly, no one misses her and everyone is glad she's gone. She caused so much drama for a lot of people that I'm glad she's gone. When we move, I'm not going to tell her my address because I'll be happy as a clam if I never see her stupid ass again!!!

Sunday, September 24th, 2006

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Time:2:39 am.
So I check PostSecret every Sunday.

I came across this tonight, and I laughed hard.

Because it could be me. Or any of my coworkers.

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Friday, September 1st, 2006

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Time:1:20 am.
"I've come to realize now was not the best time in my life to stop doing drugs" - "Whoren"/coworker

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

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Time:12:57 am.
I wish I had a crystal ball to see into my future. I want to know what the next 6 months will hold for me. If I could just make it to January, trying to figure out what is going on, I can deal with it. But there is uncertainty over the next year of my life that I hate. If I could figure out just 6 months from now, then I can deal with what will happen a year from now.

So much drama and inner conflict in my life, it sucks. I don't know whats going on and what it all means.

Sunday, June 25th, 2006

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Time:11:56 am.
I just remembered the strangest advice I was ever given.

My nana once said to me "If you ever want to grow a beard, just start shaving your face".


I rest my case once again, on why my family is insane.

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006

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Time:2:25 am.
so when I'm put in the middle of peoples arguments, you know the "he said she said" bullshit, I have one side and one side only.... NEUTRAL!!!

And you know what I say when people start to argue around me??
"I'm neutral!! I'M like SWITZERLAND!!"

And you know what Anderson Cooper just said to Angelina Jolie "To be like Switzerland and sorta try and be neutral!"


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I'm suing because he stole my line.


But oh how I love thee Anderson Cooper. And Angelina.

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

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Time:2:06 pm.

This past week I went to Magic Mountain, and then went on a cruise to the Mexican Riviera. Puerto Vallarta, Mazatlan and Cabo San Lucas. We partied it up. Drank lots of alcohol, drank some Dom Perignon and Cristal, more alcohol (including a LOT of rum) and then some debauchery happened that I'm not at liberty to talk about.

Over all it was a blast. I had fun with the group I was with. When I get a hold of some pictures I'll post them more.

But to tide you losers over, I thought I would post a highly disturbing ad.

Just because I love you so much.

 

 


Sunday, March 26th, 2006

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Time:12:30 am.
hehe so my TiVo was recording SNL with Steve Martin. In one skit, he goes to talk to Lorne Michaels who is playing on the computer.... what came is he playing?? SNOOD!!!!


Oooooohhhhhh Yeeeaaaahhhhhhh

Saturday, March 11th, 2006

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Time:8:52 pm.
So I'm sick with a sinus infection. Last night as I was trying to get to sleep, I got a really bad migraine, followed by dizziness. On and off all morning I had a headache. I drank some coffee and it helped a little bit, but after I got out of the shower, it came back and got worse, so my parents took me to the hospital. I had to call in sick to work, and I feel bad about it. I got antibiotics, codeine and a lovely hospital bracelet for my efforts, though.

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

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Time:2:38 am.
When I can't sleep, I bide my time by looking up useless trivia on imdb.com.

I just thought I'd share.

Saturday, February 25th, 2006

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Time:7:45 pm.
Rest in Peace Barney Fife.

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And Mr. Furley. May you finally catch Jack Tripper.

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

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Time:11:17 am.
I'm sick. I'm dying.

Friday, February 17th, 2006

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Time:10:49 pm.
So last night I convinced Crystal to come to BJs after work to stalk B. Him and I were supposed to be in a "fight", but that didn't last long.
Holly grabbed his ass a few times. But I didn't care. I also saw Pat and hugged him. We had a weird relationship at work. Damn! I just remembered I didn't snap and yell "SERVER!" at him. Oh well.
We were gonna go to Davis after BJs closed, but I didn't want to incase B got off. Holly and I went to some dudes house to drink, then B called me and he came over. We drank beer and watched Old School. Then we went to Fairfield to stay with Holly. She's house sitting, and the two dachshunds. Lulu and Wednesday. They were sooooo cute, except they liked to lick. I got licked by a wiener!! A wiener dog!!

Today I did nothing except take a nap, had family dinner and went to the shooting range with my dad. First time in 2 years, and I kicked ass. I'm a natural.

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

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Subject:RED MINNESOTA!!
Time:3:12 am.
who would have ever figured that I would ever get a "thing" for a red head from Minnesota???

Monday, January 30th, 2006

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Time:9:56 pm.
"Every woman should have four pets in her life: A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."

Tuesday, January 24th, 2006

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Time:11:09 pm.
So... When a boy in his 20's makes fun of you, picks on you, throws things at you and randomly hangs around you for no reason, other than he's "bored", what does that mean? Is it the old adage that if he does that he likes me? Someone told him to "stop flirting!!" and he did stop picking on me... Is this first grade all over again??

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

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Subject:Mine looks like a flower...
Time:2:59 am.
I'm usually pretty oblivious to what people say when they're eating. I try not to eavesdrop because I really could care less. But the other night, I walked by a table and I heard one girl ask another "So what does your vagina look like?". Now that might just have to be one of the weirdest things I've heard so far. Because everyone asks their friends what their vaginas look like in a crowded restaurant, right?

Saturday, January 7th, 2006

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Time:1:57 pm.
SBC is fucked up. My DSL has been going crazy for 2 days. I'm so irritated, and I'm putting off calling them, because they're fucking morons.

Saturday, December 17th, 2005

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Subject:ramble on
Time:11:57 pm.
The party was great. A lot of people showed up. I played hostess and seated people. I got a lot of regular people coming in for lunch and had to turn them away.

I baked for 10 hours on Friday. I had 7 big zip lock baggies of cookies. I came home with 5. I'm slightly irritated at all the baking I did and how many cookies people didn't eat. I'm also sad I ruined my uggs. I actually cried over that. I’m lame, I know, but still. I love my uggs.

TBM was there at the party, and I didn't totally ignore him and I realized I don't hate him anymore. I mean, it's still weird, but there wasn't hate for what he did. And his brother was there, and I did think a little bit about what he did, but not a lot until his wife showed up then I thought "ohmygod, I can't believe you were a total dog!!"

Mostly everyone from the team showed up, so that was cool. There were also a lot of walk-ins. I'm not sure how many toys we got for the toys for tots program, but there should be a lot. They were also doing it at a toy store today too.

Jim was Santa, and his suit was so cheap, and his wig was soooo ghetto. I called him Ghetto Claus. AJ called him “Santa Papa!”. AJ also had like 3 candy canes and was totally hyped up on sugar, but wasn’t a total monster.

I'm rambling because in the past 24 hours I've had enough sugar to put me into a diabetic coma for a year. My brain has officially melted from sugar shock.

I bought new shampoo, and it’s the Dove kind, and it says “weightless”, but it’s totally weighing my hair down. If it was really weightless my hair would be OOC with waves. But it’s not.

BAH HUM BUG!!

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005

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Time:8:56 pm.

Remember Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts?

 

 

HE'S ON MYSPACE!!

And he's a rapper!! http://www.myspace.com/mikeyrayrap  

BEST. PICTURE. EVER!!


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